Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

R.I.P To the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a Helicopter crash in Afghanistan today. Reblog for Respect.

(Source: sequinsandsweat, via speakerslayininthetruckbed)